A look-back on the qunitissential Michael Jackson.
Lady in the shitty Honda, who harassed me in the McDonald’s Drive-thru- this ones for you.
You got so pissy.
When I tapped my brakes.
You were riding my ass.
I was raising the stakes.
You head started bobbing.
My smile grew wider.
You unbuckled your seat belt and got out of your car.
I watched in amazement.
You tapped on my window.
I rolled down to listen.
“What the hell was that?” she said.
I smiled with a glisten.
“You were riding my ass.”
To which she replied- “You cut me off”
I’m thinking to myself- we are in a fucking McDonald’s parking lot.
“There’s a pot hole” I said.
“My car is really nice. It would bottom out and this would not suffice.”
She shakes her head and attmepts to walk-away.
“You need to think about your driving young lady.” she says with dismay.
I smile, and turn- prepared to play.
“Why, thank you, old lady. You have a nice day!”
Side note: This really went down. An old lady got OUT of her car in the drive-thru to tell me that she thought I cut her off and I needed to watch my driving.
I LOVE AMERICA!!!
There is nothing else that pisses me off more than people not answering their phones. ESPECIALLY when that someone told me to try and call their home phones THIS MORNING when they didn’t answer their cell phone.
So, I do this tonight and they don’t answer. Takes them about 2 hours to respond and he thinks I’m being the bitch for being upset he didn’t answer when I tried both his home phones and his cell phone.
FUCK THAT SHIT.
Okay, sure my boyfriend might never say these things to me but I LOVE reading these. And, I still love you Sam. Even though you’d call this site gay and make fun of the poor schmuck who wrote them.
Glad I’m not the only one…