Lady in the shitty Honda, who harassed me in the McDonald’s Drive-thru- this ones for you.

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You got so pissy.

When I tapped my brakes.

You were riding my ass.

I was raising the stakes.

You head started bobbing.

My smile grew wider.

You unbuckled your seat belt and got out of your car.

I watched in amazement.

You tapped on my window.

I rolled down to listen.

“What the hell was that?” she said.

I smiled with a glisten.

“You were riding my ass.”

To which she replied- “You cut me off”

I’m thinking to myself- we are in a fucking McDonald’s parking lot.

“There’s a pot hole” I said.

“My car is really nice. It would bottom out and this would not suffice.”

She shakes her head and attmepts to walk-away.

“You need to think about your driving young lady.” she says with dismay.

I smile, and turn- prepared to play.

“Why, thank you, old lady. You have a nice day!”

Side note: This really went down. An old lady got OUT of her car in the drive-thru to tell me that she thought I cut her off and I needed to watch my driving.

I LOVE AMERICA!!!